After months of speculation, Sandbags At Dawn! is confirmed as the rock band making waves in the music industry for years. Emerging heroically from the ether in humanoid form, they compose epic gothic-horror-meets-soft-furnishings-inspired music that has captivated fans around the world for centuries. Some eagles dare, but Sandbags take avian audacity to its logical conclusion, piloting gilt-edged melodic bangers into your delighted ears with a finesse more commonly associated with soft animals tumbling through cotton wool.

Mountains may crumble to the sea, but Sandbags At Dawn! care not for such frivolity. On the contrary, they envelope the global consciousness and post it first class (large letter, of course) to nowhere in particular in the hope that one day, the unwitting recipient will find themselves filled with a glee that usually follows 8 cans of Special Brew, the middle half of a kebab and a night’s sleep under a comfortable park bench.

In a thrilling conclusion that will leave audiences gasping from the edge of their seats, Sandbags At Dawn! delivers a heartwarming and action-packed film that will keep viewers delighted, appalled and entertained until the very end.

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